BSG Vid: Speed Racer remix

[boomqueen]

ETA: remastered version of this vid available here.

I've been working on this vid all month and now it's done, YAY! Wow, I don't know if I'll ever have the energy to vid to techno again, but I found this cracktastic remix of a TV theme song during my research for that last challenge and I couldn't help myself! Big fat beta love as always for my girl D! Hope y'all enjoy :)

Song: Speed Racer theme remix by Alpha Team
Vidder: jcathm
Summary: The idea is that Kara is Speed Racer and Lee is Trixie. But really this is just pure PWP action/smut crack.
Spoilers: Includes clips up through end of S3
Warning: I've never vidded to techno before so I'm not responsible for any aneurysms, seizures or extreme blushing.

Here he comes! Here comes Speed Racer! He's a demon on wheels...

The download link for the .mov file is here (15.3 MB).

And the YouTube direct link is here.

nebakanezer wrote me an awesome dialogue about the potential health hazards of watching this vid:

'Doctor, she was um watching pr0n when she collapsed'.

'Well, I'm going to need to see a copy of that before i can figure out how to treat her.'

'Doctor, there was a report of a girl in Texas also with exactly the same symptoms. we think she might have been on the computer at the time, some say she was editing pr0n.'

'Interesting. Get me her hard drive too. Let's see if these things are connected.'

...two weeks later. in a completely different hospital far, far away...

'Doctor, um, there had been an outbreak of girls collapsing all over the world, there is a possible theory that they watched a video that caused the condition.'

'Nurse, do you mean like in 'The Ring' movies?'

'Not quite doctor, its was a fanvid for Kara and Lee.'

'What? Who are they? We need to get them on the phone right now, these two made a video and put it on the internet?

'Not quite doctor, its kind of hard to explain actually. It might be easiest if i just showed you the vid that might have caused this outbreak.'

...Tonight in breaking news. a doctor collapsed and died today at the hospital while researching the possible origin of the current world wide epidemic that is affecting fangirls everywhere. It isn't clear exactly what the doctor was researching. He is reported to be the first person associated with this pandemic to have actually died. More as it becomes available.

Cross-posted like whoa to galactica_vids, beyond_insane and sasa_hq for maximum pimpage. Feedback is love :)

Comments

[nebakanezer]

Those last 2 little edits are PERFECT!! I can't tell you enough now much I love it!!1 It's fabulously edited and paced and matched with the music. It is BAD ASS!!!1 You might have just reached the pinnacle of your vid career with this! How can you top this? :) It was my pleasure to beta and have a totally legitimate excuse to watch this countless times!!! :)

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

OMG so much blushing! You're going to make my brain explode :)

I DON'T KNOW how I'm going to top this. I think I'm not even going to try, and I'm going to do something really simple and quiet for the next vid just to remind myself that I CAN vid like a normal human being!

Yes, I may still be rewatching it myself a couple of times a day to...um...make sure all my edits look right. Yeah, that's it :D'

[dionusia.livejournal.com]

You are an EVIL GENIUS J. EEEVIL. But in the best possible way. Truly masterful. I just adore everything about it, the laughter and smoking hotness are served up in equal measure and it's your fault I can't say anything coherent, because this vid has pwned my brain! "Oh no!"

I think in honor of this vid I shall call Apollo a new name: LIXIE

There's just one thing:

THIS VID IS DANGEROUS IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL



thank goodness I have my own copy

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeee for the evil genius of crack! We can be warlords (warladies? warmistresses? conquerors?) of crack-landia together!!!

This is certainly the smuttiest crack I've ever vidded (I'm sure some of the poems are just as smutty but words are a different kind of smut...). But I'm a firm believer in RL and fandom that laughter and smut should go hand in hand--it's more fun that way!

LIXIE!!! Poor Lee, we just keep abusing him with the new names! Lixie, Leemo, Captain Commando, Leezburger (or my favorite: Samburger WIF Leez). It's cuz he's so frakkin cute we can't help it!

Now onto crack with higher literary merit? I'm thinking we should definitely try to tackle some sonnets, crackpoetry being a stronger forte of mine than crack-prose...Yay for Shakespearean crack!!!

[gypsy-sally.livejournal.com]

Julia, I freakin' love you. This is wonderful, and awesome, and completely made of win.

The editing is a thing of beauty. Lee/Trixie yelling "look out!" at the same time... just killed me. And then you killed me again, with all of the hawt.

*goes to watch it again*

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Thanks, M! You know I adore you too!!! And our weekly BSG research just fuels the crack impulses that take over my brain :)

And thanks for the feedback on the editing--that was definitely the hardest part so I'm so glad it looks good!

*happy dancing*

[ez-as-pi.livejournal.com]

OMG COMPLETE CRACK!!!

Lee is Trixie *pats poor Lee on the head*

Too much fun!

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Yay for crack!

pats poor Lee on the head

Yes, but we wouldn't abuse him if we didn't love him so, right?

Thanks, Pi! So glad you enjoyed it :)

[tree]

alsdhfgasdhg. i think my head just exploded. trixie!lee is possibly the funniest thing ever. i knew there was a reason to wake up this morning.

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

I warned y'all in advance that I wasn't responsible for any aneurysms or seizures, LOL!

Thanks, though--I'm so pleased that you liked it! And I agree: there is nothing quite like a good strong dose of fan-crack in the mornings :D

[wickedgillie.livejournal.com]

That was SUCH pr0ny goodness. I may actually need a smoke after that! Those quick cuts toward the end were perfection!

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I did the editing for the pr0ny bits first (and then made the rest of the vid...) because I couldn't resist! And it's definitely blush-worthy :)

[thrace-adams.livejournal.com]

This was awesome!!! I think this could possibly be one of my most favorite vids ever!!! Is there any way I could get a copy of this saved on my hard drive...for repeated viewing? :) I LOVED THIS VID!!!! I'm saving this post in my lj memories!!! Even if I do manage to get a copy on my hard drive...everyone should watch this!

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Wow, thank you so much--that's awesome!

Of course you can have a copy! The link for the download is here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/a1arb1 (and if you need it in a different format, I can try to convert it and reupload it for you).

Thanks for such great feedback :)

[nekdlove.livejournal.com]

Once again, THOU ART THE WARPED AND WONDERFUL MASTER.

I bow down.

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I am glad all our brains our warped in similar ways so that we can appreciate the crack and smut in equal measures :)

Speaking of smut...what are you writing? I want to know, I want to see!!!

[canadiangirl-86.livejournal.com]

Oh, shit. These keep getting cooler and cooler and more hilarious! And this one was dirrrrrrrrty to boot. I lurve it to pieces.

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

LOL, I think dirrrrrrrrty is definitely a fitting description :)

So glad you love it, and that the build-up/pacing worked for you!

[tamefarrar.livejournal.com]

THAT was fun...HOT and fun and HOT......and HOT LOL since it is a well known fact I am a complete Kara/Lee smut junkie...or should I say Speed Racer/Trixie (Lixie??) Smut junkie..I am completely in love with this vid.. I bow to your skill as well those cuts were just incredible!!!!

I will be watching this for the smut, the laughs AND the skills

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks Tame :) We K/L smut junkies definitely have to stick together!

I will be watching this for the smut, the laughs AND the skills

Wow, thank you! What an awesome compliment. That's exactly what I was hoping for :D

[hazyshade.livejournal.com]

*chokes* Omg that was crack of the highest quality!!

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Thank you hazy! I'm just happy to have so many fabulous fangirl friends who can appreciate crack :D

[bluegreensmoke.livejournal.com]

That was great! Awesome job! :D

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Thanks for watching and commenting :D

[dianora2.livejournal.com]

... I think this broke my brain.

In the best possible way, of course.

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

*helps you pick up brain pieces off floor* LOL

I'm really glad you enjoyed it though!

[latteaddict.livejournal.com]

*BOWS DOWN* That was unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cracktastic and effin' HAWT!

The editing must've been a complete nightmare. I have a new level of respect for your vidding skillz! The timing was also impeccable. I'm in awe, complete awe.

Plus the entire sex scene felt like one giant orgasm - BRAVO!!!

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEE!!! *so much happy dancing it can't be contained*

Thank you so much darling! one giant orgasm indeed :D

And yay for comments on the timing! The editing did take me most of this month (267 frakkin clips to build this sucker!), but it was a really fun challenge trying to figure out the pacing of the different parts of a very fast and largely instrumental song.

Yay for pilotcrackpr0n :)

Now I'm going to go vid something totally normal just to remind myself that I still can!

[einaphets.livejournal.com]

WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW. Oh, yeah, and WOW!!!!

How'd you do such a great job with such speed! It was awesome! You go girl! It was quickly added to my favorites. Lee as Dixie? Like I said on YouTube (I'm cheekymonkey) I love Dixie as Lee's new nickname! Hee!

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! and thanks!

Lee as Trixie is definitely one of my new favorite nicknames for him. "oh Speeeeeeeeeeed!" LOL!!!

[nytel.livejournal.com]

I have the hugest grin on my face right now. That was so frakkin' fun to watch! Awesome beyond belief. I loved every second of it. :) The timing of the clips was perfect.

And now, I do believe I'll go watch it again. ;)

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Yay! *grins back* Thanks for the awesome feedback! Rewatching is the best kind of vidder-love possible :D

[cupidsbow.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious, and also hawt! Thank you.

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Thank YOU for watching and commenting :) Glad you enjoyed it!

[coldspace.livejournal.com]

This is frakking hilarious!
I LOVE this vid.
Thanks for sharing.

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much! I'm really glad you like it :D

[maclau.livejournal.com]

OMG , i am dead.
this was HILARIOUS!!
i can't believe someone perverted my dear speed racer with porn sounds, but this was a great way to redeem it.

I LOVED IT! i think i'm going to watch all your videos damn it!! you're good!

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Yay, thanks so much!

It's particularly funny that you are a fan of both Speed Racer AND bsg.

Hope you enjoy the other videos too and I friended you back :)

Awesome vid, you Rock

[(Anonymous)]

That was so fun! Combining hotness, humour and technical genius... How the F did you put that together, it was so perfectly timed! Totally impressed:) You made my day with the mid video pilot fraking!
Kayla

[caprican-dame.livejournal.com]

SO good. I'm reccing this at my journal, I hope you don't mind. I'm also friending you because you are awesome.

[boom-queen.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks so much for both the awesome feedback and the reccage :)

Oh, and I'm totally friending you back. I'm very much enjoying looking through the recs on your journal. So many of my favorites and a few I've never seen before.