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Yay for snark! Yay for sex! Yay for AMAZING woobie!Dean!

Snark FTW!
"Dude you're confusing reality with porn again."
"Take some divine bong hit and shazam you're Roma Downey."
"You're pretty buff for a nerd."
"Stationed on earth, two thousand years, just watching, silent, invisible, out on the road, sick for home, waiting for orders from an unknowable father I can't begin to understand."
"Junk-less like a Ken doll."

Sex FTW!
How comes Dean's sex scene was so boring by comparison? I mean, yeah for impala!sex but it was all slow and Anna was way pasty and the REALLY shallow fangirl in me had been hoping for something either a little more emotional OR a little more energetic. The handprint thing was cool but otherwise....
Sammy wins. The manhandling sex of woah last episode was hot. I thought it was too much too fast (might have been because frakkin time warner cable cut out two minutes of the flashback in my broadcast, grrrrr...) but upon rewatching I am really enjoying the ARMS and the SHOULDERS and the aforementioned MANHANDLING. Way to lift another person up like it's nothing Sammy!
In summary, Jensen is extremely pretty BUT: Angry tortured sex > bland timid sex.

On the flipside...
While "Grand Inquisitor, Picasso with a knife" is a great line, I have no patience for actual sadists. And even less patience for torture devices where the victims tits are propped up. Dear Show, PLEASE not to be sexualizing violence, kthx.

Mega-angst!Dean FTW!!!!
Oh damn Jensen cries so good. WOW. Pretty much speechless after that.

Although..."Sliced and carved and tore at me until there was nothing left. Then whole again like magic so they could start in all over. An offer to stop the torture if he would do the torturing year instead. But then he gave in and started ripping people apart. How I feel, I wish I couldn't feel a damn thing...."? That my friends is just further proof that Kripke and Co are all secretly reading oodles of fic because I have read that storyline so many times! Still angsts just as good as ever, but seriously: Kripke reads your pr0n.

Ugh. It's always over too soon and I want more!

Stupid hiatus...Not back till January 15th! And then there will be Lost AND Battlestar AND Supernatural and my heart will explode with joy.

Date: 2008-11-25 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boom-queen.livejournal.com
But if you don't come to skating, you won't get to see my brother's sweet moves! Unless you are skipping skating to make out or do important homework, in which case I approve. But those are the only acceptable conditions.

Still going to walk the 5k with us on Thursday?

And another gratuitous YAY for half-nekkid Winchesters on my screen, w00t!

Date: 2008-11-25 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sundancekid.livejournal.com
I am sad to miss your brother's sweet moves! But O and I are going on an actual, proper date (not just hanging out to watch TV or seeing you fools) for the first time, so. :D

And yes, I'm there on Thursday, although I hate to break it to you, it's five MILES, not 5K. I made the same mistake, and was seriously sorry I realized the truth. :p

As for the sex scene, I actually DID like it, although Jensen and whatsherface don't really have a ton of chemistry, do they? It lacked any urgency at all -- clearly Sam and Ruby stole all the urgency when they decided to beat the shit out of each other have sex.

Also, UGH UGH UGH to the tortureporn scene. What the FUCK, Supernatural.

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