221. I have not "had it with these motherfrakking Cylons on this motherfrakking ship".

I would like to thank indigo419 for saving my brain by linking to this TWOP thread.

In the midst of all my flailing, angst and fan-wanking about the upcoming episode, this list has been totally cracking me up over and over again.

My top 3 from Skippy's List of "Things I am Not Allowed to do Aboard Galactica..."

• 3. Not allowed to spell Colonel Tigh's name "T-G-H" and claim "the Cylons took the I," as it is cruel and not remotely funny.
  * Okay, so it's hilarious. It's still cruel.


• 42. Not allowed to hand slices of bread to Lt. Agathon and ask her to "do me a quick favor."


• 184. Am not allowed to hide in air ducts and play bagpipes when Admiral Adama talks to Lee.
  *Not even if I include poundy drums
  *especially if I include poundy drums
  *further instances of this will result in the immediate confiscation of my poundy drums.

( The first 250 from Skippy's List behind the cut )