I left them ticky boxes on purpose so that DEVIANT fangirls like yourself could cheat the system ;)

Funny you should mention the winks of awesomeness because I actually had a whole internal deliberation about including those separately. In the end, I decided all physical forms of sass, including winking, saluting and crazy eyes, would have to fall under the umbrella of 'smirking'. SMIRKING FTW!!!